Overpopulation – The problem from which all other problems “are born”
Humanity has only two problems. The first is that it is spiritually dead. The second is overpopulation.
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Self-destruction Schedule
Heterosexual men are obsessed with penises
I’m almost certain that if they didn’t find it weird, all men would write an ode to the penis.
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The Ten Commandments – successfully fulfilled by sheep
In Heaven, one goes to graze as a flock, and in this the sheep will always be better than humans.
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Let’s hope the Illuminati exist!
Hopefully behind the scene there are unscrupulous puppeteers who serve only their own interests. Because otherwise… all these things are the fault of humanity itself and it really is that stupid.
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How to act on a first date
There are thousands of guides on how we should behave on a first date if we want it to be dull and mediocre. Here is what we need to do to experience something meaningful.
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